February 2012
29 posts
Truthful Tuesday
Things are about to get really interesting.
Because I said so.
I just decided that my life could use a lot more ridiculousness. More whimsy. More odd coincidences that only happen in tv shows. More crazyness. More chaos.
And a crapton more awkward situations.
Not sure how to make that happen (I definitely prayed for it!), but it’s going to happen.
I’m going to spend a ton of time...
“Although the Constitution permits communities to enact most laws they believe to...”
– The decision. (via yodelmachine)
Finalfuckingly.
The argument against it was “marriage is about having kids and gay people can’t have kids.”
It’s been over a year since this decision was reached.
Seriously?
Go read the original decision (PDF). I did. The legal argument against marriage equality...
jonjohns65:
January 2012
35 posts
Why my coffee is better than Starbucks:
my coffee tastes better
my coffee is actually hot
my coffee is fresh
my coffee doesn’t come with a side of attitude
my coffee has no crazy profit markup
I broke up with Starbucks today, which is sad, because that was my only long-term relationship. Ever.
I will miss those little green stoppers though.
I've been in love with food nicknames since Ally...
I call my dog Barney “Noodlecakes” (he totally answers to it every time!) and I’m working on a food nickname for my newer dog, Denney (I’m thinking something with muffin).
Anyway, just emailed one of my best friends with this fact and told her that sometimes she’s so wonderful I want to give her a food name.
It’s a good thing I’ve managed to find people...
"If I bumped into you by happenstance, you...
Listening to “Springsteen” by Eric Church and this line really sticks in my head.
I know he means it in a sense that she wouldn’t recognize him, but I’m relating to it differently.
In my case, I like to think that I’ve grown so much that my exes wouldn’t recognize the person I am now as the person I was when I was dating them.
And then I’m thinking...
The Poop Song Game
My dad and I just invented this. (Actually, someone else may already have, but just let me have this!)
Pick a song.
Sing the melody out loud, only use “poop” instead of every syllable.
Other person guesses the song, and then other person picks a song and sings.
We used Jingle Bells, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, The Star Spangled Banner, Oh! Suzannah!, all sorts of stuff.
My dad...
Truthful Tuesday
I went to Vegas this weekend and my least favorite part was how I was the only single person there with all my married friends and one of them drew attention to it. All. The. Freaking. Time. She annoyed me most by trying to make me dance with lots of guys I didn’t want to dance with. Even after I told her several times I didn’t want to. Because I’m single so I clearly need help...
My new dog eats everything
Mom: Gonna need new black boots
Me: Well, crap
Mom: That's what they look like
I am grateful every day
yodelmachine:
that I somehow managed not to grow up and become a rude shortsighted asshole.
5 things I'd like to change about myself
1. Laziness. I am usually so exhausted that I don’t do anything after I get home and before going to bed.
2. Organization. Is there any reason I don’t have absolutely everything organized and perfect including my schedule? Why don’t I give people the answer before they ask the question?
3. Public Speaking Anxiety. Actually totally working on this with leadership roles in the...