January 2012
31 posts
I've been in love with food nicknames since Ally...
I call my dog Barney “Noodlecakes” (he totally answers to it every time!) and I’m working on a food nickname for my newer dog, Denney (I’m thinking something with muffin).
Anyway, just emailed one of my best friends with this fact and told her that sometimes she’s so wonderful I want to give her a food name.
It’s a good thing I’ve managed to find people...
"If I bumped into you by happenstance, you...
Listening to “Springsteen” by Eric Church and this line really sticks in my head.
I know he means it in a sense that she wouldn’t recognize him, but I’m relating to it differently.
In my case, I like to think that I’ve grown so much that my exes wouldn’t recognize the person I am know as the person I was when I was dating them.
And then I’m thinking...
The Poop Song Game
My dad and I just invented this. (Actually, someone else may already have, but just let me have this!)
Pick a song.
Sing the melody out loud, only use “poop” instead of every syllable.
Other person guesses the song, and then other person picks a song and sings.
We used Jingle Bells, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, The Star Spangled Banner, Oh! Suzannah!, all sorts of stuff.
My dad...
Truthful Tuesday
I went to Vegas this weekend and my least favorite part was how I was the only single person there with all my married friends and one of them drew attention to it. All. The. Freaking. Time. She annoyed me most by trying to make me dance with lots of guys I didn’t want to dance with. Even after I told her several times I didn’t want to. Because I’m single so I clearly need help...
My new dog eats everything
Mom: Gonna need new black boots
Me: Well, crap
Mom: That's what they look like
I am grateful every day
yodelmachine:
that I somehow managed not to grow up and become a rude shortsighted asshole.
5 things I'd like to change about myself
1. Laziness. I am usually so exhausted that I don’t do anything after I get home and before going to bed.
2. Organization. Is there any reason I don’t have absolutely everything organized and perfect including my schedule? Why don’t I give people the answer before they ask the question?
3. Public Speaking Anxiety. Actually totally working on this with leadership roles in the...
For those of you keeping score at home...
I’m back to not wanting to date.
Email from mom (about my dog)
Denney just pooped in the kitchen. He does a big pile. Daddy doesn’t know what to pick it up with, I told him a grocery bag and paper towels. Next they need to walk it has been 4 hours. This kids poop stinks like his farts. Really bad. Somewhat funny, but don’t tell daddy
Truthful Tuesday
A year ago, a boyfriend (now ex-boyfriend) and I talked about our goals for the next 5 years.
Sunday, I realized I’ve achieved ONE of mine.
I have two dogs.
It was probably the easiest one on the list.
But I’m still really proud of myself for achieving one of my big 5 year goals.
And if I realize any of the other goals, and they make me even half as happy as my two dogs make...
"Are you kidding? It's every girl's dream to ask a...
I love Parks and Recreation.
December 2011
44 posts
Random Thoughts
Watching “Say Yes to the Dress” and it’s making me wish my friend Kimberley was getting married. Sure, I’ll get married someday too, but it seems more fun to watch someone else go dress shopping. Hoping I can invite myself along when she does.
My dogs don’t want to hang out with me - they’re hanging out together under the bed. In their special club where...
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AND THEN SOMETIMES YOUR CRAZY DOG EATS 12 REECES...
story of my life.
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Truthful Tuesday
You know that part where the guy makes you smile and blush just by talking?
I’m totally there right now.
Going to be so disappointed when it’s over.
It’s always over.
ANYWAY, in the meantime, who wants to listen to girly music and smile and blush with me?
